You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
