I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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