sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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