He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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