called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Mom said you looked used
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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