Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
