i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
then he tried to convert me to islam
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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