i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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