how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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