nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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