Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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