I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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