help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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