yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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