you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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