i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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