Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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