Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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