She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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