How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
it's like iHOP with fire
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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