Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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