i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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