How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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