Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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