What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Terrible idea I love it
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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