Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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