I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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