What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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