It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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