out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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