I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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