This girl is more easily done than said...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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