i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
it hurts more in the daytime
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Randomize