it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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