new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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