You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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