I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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