I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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