is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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