We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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