Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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