Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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