There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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