Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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