Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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