Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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