I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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