I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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