i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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