watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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