Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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