So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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