please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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