You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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