I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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