Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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