I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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