grandma shit on top of the toilet
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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