4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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